The Games

Quick matches, a co-op horde, and a world that keeps.


Knockback

Free-for-all Legacy

A legacy game: still running, now only getting bug fixes.

Everyone gets a knockback stick. Hitting someone throws them; falling off puts them out. Most kills when the clock stops wins.

  • Players2–8
  • Match length2 minutes
  • Dying costs5 seconds, not the match
  • Tied at time60s sudden death

/play knockback

Team Knockback

Teams Legacy

A legacy game: still running, now only getting bug fixes.

Same platform, same stick, sides. Pick yours by right-clicking wool in the waiting room. You can’t hit your own side, and everyone on the winning team gets the win — including whoever finished at the bottom of the scoreboard.

  • Sides offeredUp to 4, 2–3 a side
  • ShapeDecided by turnout
  • Friendly fireOff

/play team-knockback

Zombies

Co-op

Survive the horde. Endless waves, each one bigger. Hitting and killing zombies earns money to spend on armor off the walls. Go down and you spectate until the wave is cleared — the game ends when the whole team is down.

  • Players1–4, playable solo
  • Starting money$1,000
  • Earn$5–15 a hit, $40 a kill to the team

/play zombies

Weasel’s Walls

Teams

Every team starts walled into its own corner of the map. Gather, mine and build for fifteen minutes; then the walls come down and it’s a fight. No kits, just vanilla, and the only diamonds are in the middle. Last team standing wins.

  • Teams2–4, as turnout allows
  • Prep time15 minutes
  • KitsNone

/play walls

SkyBlock

Survival

Your own island in the void — a world you come back to, not a match. Invite friends to build with you, sell what your farms make in /shop, and keep all of it: there are no wipes. Vanilla rules — fall in the void and your items go with you.

  • Co-opUp to 8 per island
  • Shards24 players, pick yours
  • WipesNone

/play skyblock · /is

Weasel SMP

Survival Beta

In closed beta: Vanguard, Warden and staff.

Plain survival Minecraft in one big shared world. Set homes, trade with other players in /ah, and sell what you gather or buy rare finds and spawners in /shop. PvP is on, and you drop your items when you die.

  • WorldOne, no border
  • HomesBy rank, from 1
  • WipesNone

/play smp · /home · /shop

Timed, not last-man-standing

Dying is a setback instead of the end of your evening, so people commit to fights instead of edging around the rim.

Vote to start

Once the minimum is present the room waits for more players. A majority right-clicking the green wool skips the wait. A full arena starts immediately.

Stats that follow you

XP and levels are network-wide, earned in every game. In Knockback that’s 25 XP for playing, 10 per kill, +100 for the win.

Ranks & Boosters

Support the network: a tag, a nickname, and a shorter wait.


Scout

  • Colored chat tag
  • Set a network nickname
  • Change it every 7 days
  • Queue priority 10
  • 2 SkyBlock islands
  • 2 SMP homes

Ranger

  • Colored chat tag
  • Set a network nickname
  • Change it every 24 hours
  • Queue priority 20
  • 3 SkyBlock islands
  • 3 SMP homes

Vanguard

  • Colored chat tag
  • Set a network nickname
  • Change it every 12 hours
  • Queue priority 30
  • 4 SkyBlock islands
  • 4 SMP homes
  • Pick your island’s biome
  • Beta access to new games
  • Color your nickname

Warden

  • Colored chat tag
  • Set a network nickname
  • Change it every hour
  • Queue priority 40
  • 5 SkyBlock islands
  • 5 SMP homes
  • Pick your island’s biome
  • Beta access to new games
  • Color your nickname

Ranks stack — a higher tier keeps everything below it. Queue priority moves you up the line when the network is full; it doesn’t get you past a full server.

Boosters

A booster boosts everybody online, not just you. You own units and spend them when the network is busy — /boost shows what’s running, /boost use fires one, and the whole server gets told who did it.

On sale: 2x XP and 2x W Gems, each for an hour or a day.

XP boosters stack: overlapping ones add rather than compound — two 2x boosters make 3x, not 4x — up to the network’s ceiling. Gem boosters don’t stack: gems from playing are 2x, and firing another one queues its time after the last, up to a week ahead.

W Gems

The cosmetics currency. Every store purchase comes with W Gems — one for every cent you pay — and playing earns them too, about one every five minutes in a game. Spend them on trails, hats, kill effects and more with /cosmetics; /coins shows your balance.

Visit the store

Rules

Short list. It’s a two-minute game — keep it fun.


  1. No cheating

    No hacked clients, macros, autoclickers or anything that plays the game for you. Reach, velocity and movement modifications included.

  2. Be decent to people

    No harassment, hate speech, slurs or threats. Losing a match is not a reason to take it out on somebody.

  3. Don’t team in free-for-all

    Knockback is every player for themselves. Deliberate teaming to farm kills or hand someone a win isn’t allowed. Team Knockback is where teams belong.

  4. Keep chat clean

    No spam, advertising other servers, or NSFW content. That applies to nicknames too — an impersonating or offensive nickname will be cleared.

  5. One account, no ban evasion

    No alt accounts to dodge a punishment or stack rewards. Ban evasion resets the original punishment.

  6. Report bugs, don’t farm them

    If you find a way out of the arena or a way to break a match, tell us in the Discord. Exploiting it repeatedly is treated as cheating.

Staff decisions are final in the moment; appeal in the Discord if you think one was wrong.

Which Version?

Java Edition, and almost any version of it.


Supported

Java Edition

1.8 → 26.3

The proxy translates between your client and the servers, so you don’t have to switch versions to play. One address, any client from 1.8 up.

Servers run 26.3 underneath. On some versions you’ll see a one-second reconnect when a match starts instead of a seamless jump — that’s expected.

Not yet

Bedrock Edition

Console, mobile, Windows

There’s no Bedrock crossplay on the network right now — Java only. If it gets added, it’ll be announced in the Discord first.

Already know the drill?

Add play.games.weasel.gg under Multiplayer → Add Server, and you’ll land in a lobby.